A big list

Touch of the Dead (ds)
Mass Effect
Alan Wake
Bioshock
Kane and Lynch
The Legend Of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Assassins Creed
Too Human
Devil May Cry 4
Army Of Two
Stranglehold
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Pokemon Pearl
Portal (aka half life orange box)
Grand Theft Auto IV
Metal Gear Solid 4
Crysis
Spore
Animal Crossing (wii)
Resident Evil 5
Resident Wiivle
Manhunt 2
Alone in the Dark 360
Heavenly Sword

These are all games in development or extremely close to launch that look impressive. Add more if you can think of any others or know of any others.

The days we hate, the days spent doing nothing

Today I'm posting all the dumbass shit i see. all the time.

http://belairianhummingbird.ytmnd.com/

http://shockingcats.ytmnd.com/ (jordan I believe this is what you wants)

http://www.lifetimetv.com/movies/originals/cyberseduction.php

Our old friend: The vacuum tube

Ipod Dock using vacuum tubes? Yes, they're here. Check out how badass these things look. I have to say I'd love to have one, but due to the fragility of the tubes I'll probably pass for something a little more...durable. I mean, hey, I go to art school. Still, the sound is supposed to be pretty impressive (according to the article)

The iPod and the Vacuum Tube Sing a Warm Duet
By ANNE EISENBERG

sony's exclusives are dropping

With rivaling platforms come exclusive games. Xbox360 holds tightly to it's Gears of War and Sony has it's Metal Gear Solid 4. But recently more "exclusive" games have been opening up, for instance, Devil May Cry 4 originally was planned for PS3 and so was Assassins Creed, now just recently Devil May Cry 4 has be listed as being available on the 360 and a while back so did Assassins Creed.

Companies are opening up their games to all consoles because of the expensiveness of games why should they be exclusive? Well even Hideo Kojima said that Metal Gear Solid 4 is technically possible on Xbox 360. Also grand theft auto lost exclusivity and the only two left to follow the trend is MGS4 and Final Fantasy. Everyone wants to make cross platform games. So this means, NO PS3!! haha. Plenty of games have been falling to the sweet power of Xbox's sales. MGS4 hopefully will follow the trend and don't assume that it wont because it has been rumored and even Hideo has said himself that he would like to open it up. Capcom made RE4 exclusive for gamecube, but Capcom wants money so they open up everything screwing over all their non profiting platforms. Hence the Devil May Cry 4.

So When yer face to face with a ps3 and a 360 just remember as of now all they have going for them is MGS4 and Final Fantasy.... AS OF NOW.
360 will have - GTA, Devil May Cry 4, Virtua Fighter 5, and Ace Combat.

Just wait... MGS is coming i swear it will.

oh and to add there have been games leakin to ps3 from 360 like oblivion! and i'm sure others will cross.

Just WAIT

Epic Slut

I woke up early for class this morning, 7:55am to be exact. Class started at 8am so I had a few mintues to get my shit together. Anyway, after class I was dead tired. With initial plans to go back to sleep, I found myself sitting at my computer-- a strange phenomenon which has happened to me each time I enter my room for many many years. Anyway, after doing the daily routine, which includes checking my myspace, checking my facebook, checking indietorrents, checking OiNKS, and my new recent addition, checking Gearslutz, I found myself shifting through pages of Digg articles...one came up that I thought was particularly funny and that some of you might enjoy. Hailing from the deep dark depths of craigslist, here it is for your viewing pleasure!

"Hello I need 5000 world of gold for my epic flying mount. In return you can mount me."

Major credit goes to YTMD or whoever originally found this post. I guess this means I will be searching craigslist for other various humorous articles in the future. But for now, I think YTMD said it best... This girl is an epic slut.

Comic from Alex

click to enlarge

Dear Boontaste...

I'm sorry.
Sorry for neglecting you,
Failing
to give you the attention
you deserve,
Better than me.

I promise.
A promise made
to be kept,
I will touch you
with the ink,
with my soft silky pen,
my yearning keyboard.

I will post on your luscious board for all to see, and I don't care if they know...

I love you,
Boon Taste.

Is YOUR son a hacker?

The real way to tell if your son is a hacker.

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

Some gems from the article below:

The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we'd bought, such as Adobe's Photoshop and Microsoft's Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well.

I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.

Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

Ha, this guy is very good. Read the whole thing though, its funny. All of it.

http://www.mala.bc.ca/~soules/media112/hacker.htm.

Google TiSP: Next step to world domination

Google just launched a free ISP called TiSP. Hopefully this onoe won't make it past (BETA) ;)


"MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif., April 1, 2007 - Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) today announced the launch of Google TiSP (BETA)™, a free in-home wireless broadband service that delivers online connectivity via users' plumbing systems. The Toilet Internet Service Provider (TiSP) project is a self-installed, ad-supported online service that will be offered entirely free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system."


God help the millions that probably already signed up for their free "home installation kit". I guess not many people would end up reading the press kit release, but still.


April Fools