http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
Some gems from the article below:
The kids had a lot of fun using the handful of application programs we'd bought, such as Adobe's Photoshop and Microsoft's Word, and my wife and I were pleased that our gift was received so well.
I began to monitor my son's habits, to make certain that Cindy wasn't just telling stories, as she is prone to doing at times.
Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
Ha, this guy is very good. Read the whole thing though, its funny. All of it.
http://www.mala.bc.ca/~soules/media112/hacker.htm.
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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
THAT IS AMAZING!! hahaha i love this guy
oh and in addition gateway uses them in their laptops... where is he getting his facts?
Yeah I'm still trying to figure out if its real...
That's so ... so patently ridiculous!
And pointing out works of cyberpunk fiction as ... as hacker manuals? What the hell?
Neuromancer and Snow Crash don't have any ... like... code in them, do they?
... Confiscate them immediately, hell.
Anyway, Ian. Your blog is pretty sweet.
-D
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